The Food Chronicles

Picture this:

18h30.  Supper time in the Roux Household.  Everyone is gathered around the table and dinner is almost done.  Well no, not really.  These days the kids are going for seconds and thirds.

We have had our fair share of fights about food.  You know the script:  “eat your food OR…”, “If you don’t eat your food there will be no snack/TV/friends to play” etc etc etc,  so this has come as a real shocker.  I mean, what will we do now for kicks?  Is it even possible to have amicable meal?  Suddenly there is dialogue, not threats and fights and begging.

And you know what the worst thing was that crossed my mind about 3 seconds after I felt really grateful that they were actually eating?  “OMG, my kids are going to be fat.”

How ridiculous that you fight for years to get your kids to eat their food and then, when they finally do, all I want to do is rip that second piece of chicken out of their hands and shout NO!

Speaking of grabbing food out of a child’s hand that is the precise fight we are having with Daniel at the moment:  not eating with his hands.  When you have a small baby it’s quite easy to measure their milestones.  You know they will start smiling at about 6 weeks.  And you know what their poop will look like once you stop breastfeeding.

But when is a child supposed to comfortably be able to eat with a knife and fork?  Where is the handy week-by-week guide to the 5 year old boy?  And don’t think that any 2 websites will give you the same information about milestones.

All we mostly have is our gut and a lot of faith in our child’s abilities.  And the intense need not to see our child eat his rice with his hands.  And much as we ask him to use his fork to eat his food he will still use his other hand to scoop the food on to the fork or hold on to the one end of the chicken and the fork in the other.  Makes us giggle every time.  But he tries and that’s all that matters right now.

He has also decided that he wants to bath with his sisters and apparently they sprint for the bathroom when they walk in the door and Etienne has to bath them all at the same time, so it’s wet chaos when I get home.  We seriously need a bigger bath..

Wet Chaos

 

Morning from hell

This morning was truly a morning straight from parenting hell. By the time I got to work I was feeling completely traumatised.

Daniel has a new habit of waking up at 5am. A habit that does not please me, not even a teenyweeny little bit. In fact, it is the epitomy (is that even a word?) of un-cuteness. The reason he woke up at 5 this morning was to tell us that there are now only 4 sleeps left before his party.

He then proceeded to attach himself to my expansive waist whilst I was dressing/blow-drying hair.

Maybe now would be a good time to mention that I am NOT A MORNING PERSON. I have to wake up in silence and not speak to anyone for at least a half-hour before I become even remotely human. So you can well imagine that this incredible show of affection was not well-received at 6 am.

Fast forward to 6:30 when we (read: Etienne) had to physically remove Isabel from bed. And she started crying and refused to gave breakfast. Whilst Daniel was doing his loud crazy bounce routine.

We (read: me) finally managed to get Isabel to sit at the table and eat her porridge. In what turned out to be the only 5 minutes she didn’t scream this morning.

She is not sick, I truly hope that she just woke up on the wrong side of the kitchen counter where Etienne had put her down. The alternative of a repeat performance makes me want to head for the hills.

And poor Mignon, who is normally the more ‘high maintenance morning child’ got dressed without the least resistance. I think she realised that Mommy and Daddy are about to lose it this morning.

I live in a zoo.