Well worth a read!


Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I’d nibbled,
the chocolate I’d taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I’d remember the marvellous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”

As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt…
I said to myself, as I only can,
“You can’t spend a winter, disguised as a man!”

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore…
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.





2 thoughts on “Well worth a read!”

  1. Also got this one. Wish I could diet after the seasons over indulgence, but can’t. At least I can blame any weight on the pregnancy.

    I just know that I’m going to have a hectic time to get back in shape after this one. I couldn’t manage it after the first two pregnancies, but I’ve got high hopes for this time. Plus hubby’s threatened me with a personal trainer. 🙂

  2. Oh what a dimshit am I! And rather slow to top it all. I only just saw this post from you now – and I thought I was being funny yesterday posting the same thing.

    Sorry – I wasn’t try to copy you! Just shows great minds think alike…. great minds that want to lose those kg’s! 🙂

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