Our domestic worker managed to lock the two of us out of the house and hubby came to the rescue! We had to put a coffee table with a step ladder down for him to climb on so he could get into the window. NO WAY would I have been able to get up there. So much for burglar bars and security gates all around the house!
Then, after talking so much about not hating what we look like and loving ourselves I had 2 women say to me today “so when are you having the next one” whilst looking at my stomach. For those uninitiated, it translates to: “you look pregnant, but I’m not going to ask you straight out.” Fukkit. My standard answer is “I’m fat, not pregnant” Hey, if you want to be an insensitive cow, you’re going to get what’s coming your way. Sorry if you think I’m a complete bitch.
Good thing is I didn’t dash into the closest shop and buy a slab of chocolate and I’m on my way to a Pilates lesson now. So WHE!
BUT, I’m going to my first Montessori Matters lesson for parents tonight and I have just heard a rumour that there will be wine. So I might not be be back later to blog…
Hope everyone has a lovely Friday and weekend!
Clever hubby!!!!
We had a similar situation as home as well..It makes you think, if can break in our homes this easily, what a piece of cake it is for the real burglars!
And your address is? – Just so I know for the future.
agree … insensitive cows!
well done on resisting the choccie urge!!
hubby may also be one of the best dressed burglars you’ll see around 🙂
All our committee meetings and MM lessons went with loads of Red Wine!!
You WILL take notes to educate us non-Monties.
You people behind the boerewors curtain really believe you have to dress for every occasion – even house breaking! Enjoy the MM and the wine and come and tell us about it – the MM, not the wine. As for silly statements, I stick to the rule that unless she’s in labour NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant.
Gotta love that pic LOL!
How rude of those woman.
Love the pic! I once broke in as well and with my bad luck, ADT (Sentry Security back then) was driving past! I was still happily doing my break in because I’d locked myself out. Next thing I heard was: TURN AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!! I almost be*****d myself. Was trying to explain that I lived there, but this rookie was trigger happy. I explained that I lived there( didn’t help that I was in my gardening gear) I had to speak to ‘Kontrole’ and give my password and codes and promise to send a piece of my Gran’s DNA. Once Kontrole was happy that I was indeed the owner, rookie said: Sorry Ma’m can I help you get in?
Hey Tania, love your burglar!!! You are so lucky to have one like this, mine are usually horrible creatures! 😀
Jess is getting a cast on this afternoon, foot is broken closer to the toes than was originally thought. xxxx
OMG Shazzie, how long will it be on for? Shame man!
Wahahahaha, something like that would ONLY happen to you (and possibly Minki..)
Exactly!